I will be the first to admit that being the head Tucket Footwear product tester is hard.  I mean, just today the waitress took 4 minutes to bring my frozen daiquiri.  Please, don't even get me started about the yacht.   They call it a yacht, but it only has four bathrooms.  

The Captain of the yacht is a character.  He wears socks with his Tuckets.  It's not like he is even that old.  Who would wear socks with these awesome shoes?

I am not sure how much longer I can stand this job.  I swear I will murder someone if I am forced to eat one more lobster. But, I will try to carry on in this product testing...I know I am making a difference.