I will be the first to admit that being the head Tucket Footwear product tester is hard. I mean, just today the waitress took 4 minutes to bring my frozen daiquiri. Please, don't even get me started about the yacht. They call it a yacht, but it only has four bathrooms.
The Captain of the yacht is a character. He wears socks with his Tuckets. It's not like he is even that old. Who would wear socks with these awesome shoes?
I am not sure how much longer I can stand this job. I swear I will murder someone if I am forced to eat one more lobster. But, I will try to carry on in this product testing...I know I am making a difference.